Riding Solo

What is it about being single that makes it so appealing yet undesirable?  Guys always brag about having the bombest girl as their girlfriend or some other hot chick that they hooked up with over the weekend.  Guys measure their worth by trying to get with the hottest girl in school or town or fucking where ever.  Ladies, if you haven't noticed, guys are competitive creatures.  They compete for food, in sports, about clothes (those are the "fruitier" ones), but mainly girls.  "Fuck bro, that chick's so hag!  What the fuck you doin' with her?"  or "Fuck all y'all, I fuckin' hooked up with (Insert girl name here, or better known as 'Whats-her-face') last week!  Suck on that!" to which the reply is "Who gives a shit?  She's a fucking whore!"  That, sadly, is how most guy talks go.  Brag and Bag, as I like to call it.  But don't go thinking that all guys do is argue about girl's tits, ladies.  We also go here, to watch hilarious shit, or on Facebook (which I don't have cause it's a big waste of my fuckin' valuable time), or we play video games.  Or sports.  Or both at the same time cause we are just that fuckin' awesome.  Hell, guys have so much fun shit to do when they are single that you can't do it all in one day.  But as a close friend pointed out, high school is mainly for tasting what flavors you like and others that make you puke your guts out cause they are terrible.  That way, you have this knowledge for the real world once you have a grand ol' time in college and you're ready for... Marriage.   *Shudders at the thought.*  So done with the dating shit.

Well this is CA, signing off.  Stay tuned.... and be good humans.