I Hate Emotions

They drive you crazy.  You're as happy as a clam one moment, the next you want to punch a wall.  The sad thing is, people, emotions run our lives like a fat dictator that will never be removed from power, no matter how hard you try.

And guys, if you think that you're emotions suck, wait till you hear about the ladies.

Best friends can become mortal enemies in seconds.  Lying to them could be the last thing you ever do to a girl or a girlfriend because they will be gone in a heartbeat (unless you can make up some bullshit reason for her to stay, or she really loves you [highly unlikely, from my standpoint, but I'm just a kid]).  The littlest things can set them off. 

For example: *names have been changed to protect the dignity of the people in this demonstration*
Girl:  "Why are you talking to Jane all the time?  I thought you guys broke up months ago."
Boy:  "Well, we did, but we can still be friends, right?"
Girl:  "Oh hell no!  That bitch is long-gone.  You are with me now, ya hear, you dumb-ass motherfucker!!"
Boy:  "But we're just friends..."
Girl:  "Don't give me none of that bullshit!  If you want to talk with her so much then go fuckin' marry that fat whore-faced bitch!"
*This is when the girl starts to break down and cry.*
Boy:  "Babe, what's the matter?  Was it something I said?"
Girl:  "I love you so much, John, and I don't want to lose you to some fucking ex-girlfriend that you broke up with a long time ago.  I need you so much, the thought of you gone makes me want to scream!"
*Sobbing gets louder.*
Boy:  "Mary, I don't ever want to leave you.  That's the last thing I want to do.  I love you too, and I couldn't handle being single for longer that 5 seconds."

I think you get the idea.

Be good humans.  CA.